Answers By Akshay Kumar And Twinkle Khanna On Koffee with Karan

[sgmb id=”1″]koffee-with-karanTaking Karan Johar couch for the very first time, the Akki-Tina added more spunk to the second episode of ‘Koffee With Karan’. While Karan Johar was sippin’ some hot coffee, Akshay Kumar and Twinkle’s TV debut as a couple was high on sarcasm. Not only was it a fun ride with Mrs Funnybones’ candour, but we also got to see Khiladi Kumar’s romantic side when he sang Frank Sinatra’s Strangers in the night for his wifey.
Wondering how they fared in the most important segment of the show- the rapid fire round? Well, these replies from the Kumars tell you that.

1. Build to last, huh!?

KARAN: Women find Akshay sexy because?
TWINKLE: He Looks Like he’s build to last.

2. When Karan went ‘Crotch crotch hota hain’.

Karan: What does Akshay have that the Khans don’t?
Twinkle: Umm, some extra Inches.Don’t look at his crotch,I am talking about his feet. You’ve always had your mind in other people’s crotches.It’s his feet,size 12.
Karan: Like crotch crotch hota hai.

3.When her answer about women was on point.

Karan: One thing men should know about women,but don’t.
Twinkle: That women are not like faucets.That one twirl and you turn them on and everything gushes.It takes a little more effort.

4.When she took a dig at Karan Johar, like a boss.

Karan: What’s the meaning thing anyone has ever said about your writing?
Twinkle: When you started writibg columns,they said thay Karan Johar is the new Mrs Funnybones.That was…
(Karan interrupts and says,’It hit you hard.’).
Yeah!I didn’t want my standards to go so down.

5.The Khan factor that left Karan stumped.

Karan: The coolest Khan -Salman,Shah Rukh, Aamir?
Twinkle:Why don’t you add one more Khan.Fawad Khan and you answer this question.Aamir, Shah Rukh,Salman,Fawad- who,s your favourite?

6.Chimpu Kapoor?

Karan:The most eligible bachelor in Bollywood today is?
Twinkle: Chimpu Kapoor.

7. Karan-Akki’s bromance gave Twinkle the scares.

Karan:Who’s that one person you don’t want your husband to be stuck on a deserted island with?
Twinkle:Aftee seeing you both dancing so intimately,I think it’s you. He might comeback with changed preferences.

8.Wait, what?

Karan: Other than Akshay, rate these actors based on sex appeal. Sidharth Malhotra, Ranbir, Ranveer, Varun, Tiger Shroff?
Twinkle: This is a very boring question,I’m not answering it. I have no interest in any of them.Sorry.

9.Niceee…

Karan:You have anyone whom you find hot in the business?
Twinkle:John Abraham.I like all these tall,Strong,Jocks who don’t talk too much.That kind of guy,works.

10.Bold, much?

Karan:If I wrote a book on bollywood it will be titles?
Twinkle:Tentacles to testicles.

11. ‘Mela dilo ka…..aata hain’

Karan: The meanest thing a critic has said about you?
Twinkle:They don’t have to say anything.They just have to sing a song. ‘Mela Dilo ka….’ That’s it.

12. Playing safe, Twinkle?

Karan: About the girls, who do you like?Deepika,Anushka,Kareena,Katrina,Sonam,Alia?
Twinkle: I am not going to fall into your trap.So I will list them Alphabetically-Alia, Anushka….

13. Bhai, Bhai

Karan:Shah rukh or Salman
Twinkle:Shah rukh.Because Salman’s everyone’s bhai,so despite all his bare-chested thing,I think he’s good to send to a rakhi to.

14. Wifey knows Akki too well.

Karan: Answer as Akshay Kumar.

Twinkle:
3 things that no one knows about you?
I cry a lot.I wear checkered pyjama suit like a 8-year-old.I sleep in one position without moving like a dead body.

Easiest way to piss me off would be?
Nothing pisses him off.Nothing. You can go on and on

If you’re Akshay.Your worst performance till date is?
Mr. Bond,in that underwear.

Role I could’ve done better?
Katrina’s in kala Chasma.

A director you hope never offers you a script?
Anyone from Dharma Productions.

15. The text-book husband.

Karan: What does your wife mean,when she says the following?
Akshay:
We need to talk
Means I must’ve not flushed the toilet.
I’m fine
That means we’re all dead.Just run for cover.
Do I look fat in this?
If I’ll say no she’ll never trust me.

16. Short-circuit.

Karan:If you could change one thing about your wife, that would be?
Akshay: Her fuse.
Twinkle adds, I have been doing yoga, I have a lot of patience’.
Akshay:Tina, what about the days you don’t do?
Twinkle: Yeah.

17. Territorial Akshay!

Karan:How do you react if a man would hit on her?
Akshay:I’ll hit him back the same spot.I’ll hit him back with my wedding ring.

18.Gone are those days.

Karan:The worst criticism you’ve faced is?
Akshay:That I am a C-grade actor.My acting is like a furniture and I’ve also got a comment like,he’s a full furniture showroom.

19. Awwwwwwww.

Karan:What’s the craziest thing you’ve evee done for a girl?
Akshay:I was never good at studies and never used to do my homework.But I did her homework.Just so that she can Smile at me and give me a peck on my cheek.

20.We think he’ll Bond well. What say?

Karan:A rumour you’d like to start about yourself?
Akshay:I am doing the next James Bond

21. Akki in Mrs funnybones’s shoes.

Karan: answer as Twinkle.
Twinkle:
Easiest way to make me smile:
To see my family and my children playing in the garden, outside my house makes me happy. Without their gadgets.
Easiest way to piss me off:
Help me says to Twinkle.
Twinkle answers:
‘people who sit and watch cricket all the time’

22. *Smoking Kills*

Karan: Who do you think will last longer in the race of stardom – Salman, Aamir, Shar Rukh or you?
Akshay:Well if they stop smoking then they may more. Otherwise me.

Not only this, the Kumars had their share of fun and left no stone unturned to pull each’s legs.

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